Shipping

Dispatch

Generally posted within 1 working day, sent from the UK via Royal Mail first class or International Standard.

UK

You'll generally receive your order within 2-3 business days.

International

Postage times vary a lot between countries, and depend entirely upon your local customs department and postage services. Royal Mail typically get the parcels out the country within a day, but do not themselves operate internationally. Below are a few estimates, however bear in mind that customs are an infuriatingly fickle bunch, and quite possibly drunk or stoned most the time in some countries. At least that is my guess, given how lethargic their work schedule must be. So if your order does not arrive within the time frame below, please give it a a bit longer before contacting me. Typically, slower delivery estimated also means more unreliable.  If you want your parcel delivered quicker and are prepared to pay for a high end courier service, get in touch though the contact page.

  • USA: 10 to 14 days
  • Canada: 4 to 5 weeks
  • Germany: 4 to 7 days
  • France, Portugal: 7 to 10 days
  • Spain, Italy: 2 to 4 weeks
  • Australia, New Zealand: 1 to 3 weeks
  • Central and South American countries including Brazil, Chile, Argentina, Mexico: 1 to 3 months